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Since capturing the quick screengrabs of this omnipotent Benefica fan, and these sorry ass Manchester United fans, I’ve inspired myself to freeze the my favorite moments of watching the beautiful game on a regular basis. Hell, I watch a lot of matches these days, plus it’s easy because I watch most of them on my computer. Introducing… Screengrabs of the Match: Manchester City @ Liverpool (11/27/11) Match Report I don’t know if the opening shot of Anfield was taken through a tinted lens, but it makes Liverpool look like a hazy blue alien center for industry. Balotelli’s “bad ass” new look was subtly out-swaggered by Micah Richards in the Pittsburgh Penguins fitted. Congratulations, Micah, you’re the first top level player in history to openly recognize the existence of both hockey and Pittsburgh. What a G. And it’s rare for me to compliment one who plays for Man Shitty. Yo teams, when there’s a giant sign in the beginning of the match that says “GET ON with the game”, it’s not displayed in the literal sense. It’s not the same as “let the games begin” for your little pregame ceremony. It means stop whining, stop complaining, stop arguing, stop faking injury, stop wasting my time and please stop throwing your hands up after every whistle. Both teams egregiously failed to abide in this match. Speaking of throwing your hands up. Oh Mario, you punk! Laughing is not going to help the situation.

Since capturing the quick screengrabs of this omnipotent Benefica fan, and these sorry ass Manchester United fans, I’ve inspired myself to freeze the my favorite moments of watching the beautiful game on a regular basis. Hell, I watch a lot of matches these days, plus it’s easy because I watch most of them on my computer. Introducing…

Screengrabs of the Match: Manchester City @ Liverpool (11/27/11) Match Report

  • I don’t know if the opening shot of Anfield was taken through a tinted lens, but it makes Liverpool look like a hazy blue alien center for industry.
  • Balotelli’s “bad ass” new look was subtly out-swaggered by Micah Richards in the Pittsburgh Penguins fitted. Congratulations, Micah, you’re the first top level player in history to openly recognize the existence of both hockey and Pittsburgh. What a G. And it’s rare for me to compliment one who plays for Man Shitty.
  • Yo teams, when there’s a giant sign in the beginning of the match that says “GET ON with the game”, it’s not displayed in the literal sense. It’s not the same as “let the games begin” for your little pregame ceremony. It means stop whining, stop complaining, stop arguing, stop faking injury, stop wasting my time and please stop throwing your hands up after every whistle. Both teams egregiously failed to abide in this match.
  • Speaking of throwing your hands up. Oh Mario, you punk! Laughing is not going to help the situation.
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