Install this theme
At first I was like yea, duh, obviously it’s beard season, seeing as it’s synonymous with ski season and I have a huge beard right now. But then I was all like, wait a minute, it hasn’t snowed since November and nobody can go skiing. I’ve been playing soccer and ice hockey everyday, but I’m definitely not cold or covered in snow, so why the F do I have a beard? Perhaps my ski beard is in fact preventing the snow from falling in some sort of reverse beard jinx-hexus? Kind of like growing your playoff beard before your team has even reached the playoffs. Alas, I am shaving my beard and I officially declare today the end of beard season. Until it starts snowing of course!

At first I was like yea, duh, obviously it’s beard season, seeing as it’s synonymous with ski season and I have a huge beard right now. But then I was all like, wait a minute, it hasn’t snowed since November and nobody can go skiing. I’ve been playing soccer and ice hockey everyday, but I’m definitely not cold or covered in snow, so why the F do I have a beard? Perhaps my ski beard is in fact preventing the snow from falling in some sort of reverse beard jinx-hexus? Kind of like growing your playoff beard before your team has even reached the playoffs. Alas, I am shaving my beard and I officially declare today the end of beard season. Until it starts snowing of course!

 
  1. satisfiedyouth reblogged this from kayleedanger
  2. h-omo reblogged this from justfuckingcreatesomething
  3. h0melessjedi reblogged this from miko-sama
  4. miko-sama reblogged this from rockagilly
  5. rockagilly reblogged this from unskinny
  6. aboutafleetingdream reblogged this from nippledisorder
  7. lezapzap reblogged this from designersof
  8. chilliam reblogged this from kellykate and added:
    was like yea, duh, obviously it’s beard season, seeing as it’s synonymous with ski season and I have a huge beard right...
  9. samanthapark reblogged this from designersof
  10. labouche reblogged this from kellykate
  11. comingtocadmium reblogged this from divinelimits
  12. ronhillthephotographer reblogged this from funkiecolourz
  13. funkiecolourz reblogged this from moderncolour
  14. whoathisjustin reblogged this from moderncolour
  15. moderncolour reblogged this from designersof
  16. mantis-toboggan-md reblogged this from justfuckingcreatesomething
  17. danoool reblogged this from designersof
  18. verbihore reblogged this from writingbyrail
  19. writingbyrail reblogged this from edgina
  20. yostinajean reblogged this from howtobecletus
  21. justfuckingcreatesomething reblogged this from designaemporter
  22. howtobecletus reblogged this from edgina
  23. mnind reblogged this from edgina
  24. irainbowcondoms reblogged this from mellisuga
  25. divinelimits reblogged this from designaemporter
  26. ladyriver reblogged this from edgina
  27. ilovechristmasspot reblogged this from edgina and added:
    fat and beard
  28. iammaly reblogged this from edgina
  29. fuckyouuimjessii reblogged this from guardiansofstars and added:
    no shave novemberr
  30. adamatartschool reblogged this from mellisuga
  31. gagaovergogo reblogged this from edgina
  32. luisleiva reblogged this from edgina
  33. lafu3nt reblogged this from edgina
  34. topher253 reblogged this from designaemporter