At first I was like yea, duh, obviously it’s beard season, seeing as it’s synonymous with ski season and I have a huge beard right now. But then I was all like, wait a minute, it hasn’t snowed since November and nobody can go skiing. I’ve been playing soccer and ice hockey everyday, but I’m definitely not cold or covered in snow, so why the F do I have a beard? Perhaps my ski beard is in fact preventing the snow from falling in some sort of reverse beard jinx-hexus? Kind of like growing your playoff beard before your team has even reached the playoffs. Alas, I am shaving my beard and I officially declare today the end of beard season. Until it starts snowing of course!