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bestrooftalkever: I keep my phone books in the off chance that I end up in prison and I need to tape a few to my torso as protection from shanks like Omar from “The Wire.” Great Omar Little reference, and I couldn’t agree more. My entire opinion of the phone book can be summarized by the above photo and a fairly recent ‘New Rule’ from Real Time with Bill Maher. “New Rule: Stop bring me the phone book! the last time anyone ever needed a phone book was 1988! And that was a cop using it to beat a suspect! If you’re dropping a bag off on my porch, it had better be full of weed.”

bestrooftalkever:

I keep my phone books in the off chance that I end up in prison and I need to tape a few to my torso as protection from shanks like Omar from “The Wire.”

Great Omar Little reference, and I couldn’t agree more. My entire opinion of the phone book can be summarized by the above photo and a fairly recent ‘New Rule’ from Real Time with Bill Maher. “New Rule: Stop bring me the phone book! the last time anyone ever needed a phone book was 1988! And that was a cop using it to beat a suspect! If you’re dropping a bag off on my porch, it had better be full of weed.”

Source: filthyphil
Notes: 101 6/17/10 — 2:33pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZgARXygHLyE
 
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    Great Omar Little reference, and...couldn’t agree more. My entire opinion of the
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